never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.
I really enjoy the fact that
You were also conducting
a SoCiAl ExPiRiMeNt
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
What do you mean comments? I provide my own fucking audio commentary.“Oh yes, going into the abandoned Mental Asylum that’s known to be haunted is afabulous idea and there is no way that could possibly go wrong you stupid fucks”
this is’nt normal?
The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.
i never understood this when i was a kid.
my favorite moment in supernatural
“I BID….MY OWN SOUL”
“mr. crowley, you don’t have a soul.”
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
2014-February 12. Cillian Murphy during 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
"I prayed to you, Cas. Every night."
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*