I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
'i think it could work'
'but i guess john doesn't'
'he doesn't feel things that way'
'I don't think'
never before have i felt so connected to a headline
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
breaking bad + iconic scenes : part 2
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
this is fucking hilarious
this is my favorite
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”
Congratulations you are now skinny
this changed my life
I deserved this point.
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.